I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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