oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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