I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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