soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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