Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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