Pappa wants mamma naked
i need an iv and a liver transplant
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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