rhymes with "ouble enetration"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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