Your tits are I can't wait for
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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