STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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