1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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