We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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