I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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