so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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