Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Randomize
