Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
