We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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