i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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