Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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