used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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