there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize