No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
do nipples grow back?
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