just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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