Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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