dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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