do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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