Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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