Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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