My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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