maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I need to sanitize my soul.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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