Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We are two peas in an std pod
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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