how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Well I just put wine in my tea
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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