did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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