Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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