using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
