? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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