She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He has the fingertips of a God
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