Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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