A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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