You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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