found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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