god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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