I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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