Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I need a burrito and a hug.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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