yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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