True but thats because hes a fetus.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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