I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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