I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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