so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize