i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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