I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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