Are we in a gay sports bar?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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