guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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