You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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