Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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