i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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