and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
