I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
one might say we're banned from that church
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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