There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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